Just Another Day In The Life Of a Playboy Playmate

 

Playboy playmates live pretty identical lives as me, if you took the complete opposite of my life. What are these girls’ lives? What are all the Instagram heat check girls lives? They just get naked and scissor til the sun comes up and post pics to Instagram and wake up at 2pm the next day and do it all again? And the girl on the left, Dani Mathers, she’s a 10 even with her mouth right? Her mouth is as wide as Hey Arnold’s face, but does it even matter as long as she’s taking pics with the Queen of Sideboob Carly Lauren? It’s all very wild. They have the best lives ever right? Get to fuck who they want, get to vacation where and when they want, and get to play with tits at whenever o’clock. Here’s more pics to help ease the pain that we have real(ish) jobs and they get to frolic around being minxy little slutboxes.